Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy."
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
Yo mama like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo mama like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.
Yo mama like a bowling ball, You can fit three fingers in.
Yo mama like a bus; guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo mama like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
Yo mama like a gas station - You gotta pay before You pump
Yo mama like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Yo mama like a postage stamp, You lick her, stick her, then send her away.
Yo mama like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama like a railroad track; she gets laid all over the country.
Yo mama like cake mix, 15 servings per package!