Man: Guess what I do for a living...
Woman: What?
Man: I'm an archeologist. And right now, baby, I'm digging you.
Whats up baby? The name is Haywood. Haywood Jablomee.
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long!
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Hi, I'm __________. Would you like to meet little _____________?
Have you ever played leap frog naked?
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
Here let me clear you a space to sit *wipe your hand over your mouth*
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Do you work for UPS? Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!
I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
I can't wait till tomorrow cause you look better everyday.
Do you eat a lot of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious!
You make my software into hardware!
I must be in heaven because you’re an angel!
Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be against the law to look that good.

My friend’s nickname is Secret, strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
Here’s my library card ’cause I’m definitely checking you out.
Do you have a twin sister?(She replies, "No.") Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world.
You daddy must be a terrorist ’cause girl you da bomb!
Baby, you’re my rose in a garden of weeds.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Do you want an Australian kiss? It’s just like a French kiss, but it’s down under!
The secret word for the day is "legs". Let's go home and spread the word.
Let me buy you a drink. After a few, you'll find me attractive.
(Give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I= 69?
My lips are hurting! How about you kiss them and make them feel better?
Baby, are you sunburn or are you always this hot?!
Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I can read palms. ( write your # on their hand ) OOh it says your gonna call me soon!